Announcement: Colm’s Other Blog

18 12 2009

I’ve started another blog about my year out.





Poster Fixes: Kill Switch

20 11 2009

A running joke with Seagal fans and the public at large is that all of his film titles can be Steven Seagal is *Title* and while it works often, sometimes not quite.  Here, we’re going to propose some titles for those were the above doesn’t work out.

Last one for a while.  Promise.





Poster Fixes: Executive Decision

20 11 2009

A running joke with Seagal fans and the public at large is that all of his film titles can be Steven Seagal is *Title* and while it works often, sometimes not quite.  Here, we’re going to propose some titles for those were the above doesn’t work out.





Poster Fixes: Fire Down Below

20 11 2009

A running joke with Seagal fans and the public at large is that all of his film titles can be Steven Seagal is *Title* and while it works often, sometimes not quite.  Here, we’re going to propose some titles for those were the above doesn’t work out.

Under Siege 2 is the same gag, so we’ll move onto this:





Submerged: Colm’s Impressions

19 11 2009

Preliminary reports on Submerged were bad.  In fact, when we were buying up the DVDs initially there were some gaps (and we still don’t have Ticker) but one of the first gaps filled was Submerged.  It was bought to be an example of the very worst we could expect from Steven Seagal’s straight-to-DVD fare.  However, Pod and I both found it to be enjoyable nonsense, definitely better than either The Glimmer Man or The Foreigner and I’m sorry to say I think we actually enjoyed it more than Into the Sun on that particular evening. Read the rest of this entry »





Poster Fixes: Under Siege

19 11 2009

A running joke with Seagal fans and the public at large is that all of his film titles can be Steven Seagal is *Title* and while it works often, sometimes not quite.  Here, we’re going to propose some titles for those were the above doesn’t work out.

is not what is





Into the Sun: Colm’s Impressions

28 09 2009

Into the Sun: He never uses that gun in the movie.  Shame, since someone went to so much effort to photoshop it inChronologically (as we’ve been proceeding apart from when I forgot Out For a Kill) the next film is supposed to be Out of Reach.  But the way the box sets worked out we ended up with two copies of that particular film so Pod and I are going to try and liveblog it from either side of the Irish Sea.  So we skipped on to the next film, Into the Sun.

Vern gave this one a pretty good review and the fact that it was released theatrically in Japan, that I knew it had sword fights and that it has that hilariously awesome cover were all pointing towards this being another favourite, but I’m sorry to say it fell very short of the mark.  Perhaps to appreciate it the way Vern did you have to see Out of Reach in between, because next to the mind-blowing Belly of the Beast it just doesn’t really measure up.  Seagal plays Travis Hunter, a (possibly) ex-CIA man who now runs a sword dealership in Japan.  Again, SPOILERS:  Some bullshit happens to some politician and then the young Yakuza are teaming up with the Chinese Tongs nad not respecting the old Yakuza.  Seagal’s old CIA boss calls him in as an expert in these matter since he grew up in a rough neighbourhood and then dispatches him to do…well I’m not sure but his rookie partner, Agent Mack, is along for the ride.  Then some bad shit happens to someone Seagal loves and to someone he doesn’t love but is associated with, so finally he goes and kills a bunch of people with a sword.  Boom. Read the rest of this entry »